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And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌
if i was an oyster at the bottom of the sea i would be making pearls bigger and better than all the other bitches i just know it i could rock those suckers with my creative interior
sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response
morrowind thieves’ guild: we need you to steal a diamond from the alchemist next door. it’s on a shelf that she stands directly in front of. she never moves from that spot, ever. also there’ll be a city guard staring directly at you who will instantly kill you if he sees you touch anything. fuck you
oblivion thieves’ guild: we need you to infiltrate castle leyawiin to steal back a widow’s stolen ring from the countess!! you can steal her key while she’s at church or use her hidden passages through the secret argonian torture chambers!! there’s lots of ways to do it so remember to be creative and have fun :)
skyrim thieves’ guild: we need you to ‘infiltrate’ this ‘house’ full of ‘guards’ using ‘stealth’. it’s a dungeon. we are a dungeon guild
